Spoiler alert: I am an Anglophile. My father was born and raised in England until he was seventeen — born in a suburb of Oxford and raised near Worcester. His family, going back generations, was British through and through. And his mother who married an English gentleman had roots going way back in Scotland. Ironically, her great-grandfather came to this country and fought against the British to assure American Independence from England.
I visited England twice, once on a Fellowship which allowed me to visit Oxford University and travel a bit and later I visited with a friend during which we traveled for a week in the Cotswolds — and visited Oxford once again. My friend is a former student and an attorney and while we were in Oxford we decided to visit as many Pubs as possible (doing sociological research, of course). We learned a great deal, as you can imagine. I don’t remember much.
I love England and most of the English people I have met. Moreover, my wife and I are addicted to British television shows, especially the mysteries in which detectives solve crimes with their brains rather than with their fists and guns. My favorites are such shows as: “Vera,” “Inspector Gently,” “Endeavour,” and “New Tricks.” And I must add two brilliant British comedies: “Mum” and “Detectorists.” Beautifully done.
But, let’s face it, some of the things the Brits say are a bit bewildering. They put in syllables where they don’t belong — as in aluminium. And they pronounce lieutenant “leftennant.” Of course, it might be said they invented the language and they can bloody well do with it as they choose. And speaking of “bloody” note how often this word gets a workout in British parlance — as in a “bloody big boat” sitting in the Thames. But there are other expressions that are equally endearing. I list a few here and would welcome additions from other anglophiles (or even British readers themselves).
For the British “Worcester” becomes “Wooster.”
The family of Beauchamp is referred to as “Beechum.”
“Telling porkies” means telling lies.
They “chat to” others while we “chat with” others.
Things are “different to” for the British while they are “different from” for us.
They speak of “maths” while we say “math” or, when we feel a bit full of ourselves, “mathematics.”
The British live in “flats” while we live in apartments.
They play football while we play soccer. (Their word makes much more sense since the game is played with the feet for the most part while our game requires that three hundred pound men run at one another as fast as possible and try to smash each other to pieces. Their game requires finesse, ours requires steroids).
They try to avoid “Yobs” while we try to avoid thugs and delinquents.
They line up in queues (or queue up) while we wait in line.
Their “bobbies” are our policemen.
When they know someone has misspoken they shout “bollocks” while we shout “Bullshit” or “Horsepucky.” (Their word seems so much more refined!)
The Brits whinge while we just complain.
We think of an exceptional student as bright the Brits think of her as clever.
When the Brits want to know they ask “What’s that in aid of?” On the other hand, we ask: “What’s that for?”
In Great Britain when your car breaks down (from driving on the “wrong” side, perhaps) you open the boot and get the spanner after which you raise the bonnet to check out the engine. In this country we open the trunk, take out a wrench, and open the hood to check the engine.
And if it’s dark you will need your torch, which we call a flashlight.
Great fun! There are many more and any you can think of please pass along. (And if you would like to you may copy this and take it along with you on your next trip to Great Britain. No charge!)